Posted on Wednesday, 19 January 2011

crustydollparts: idgivemyhearttoyou: -slowdownbabyy: invaluablecompanion: 1291: I made out with Tom Felton because he paid me to. omg Norris you were right I am a whore T-T I raped Justin Bieber for shits and giggles. I partied hard with The Situation on the bathroom floor. I partied hard with Squidward Tenticles in a walmart parking lot. I had buttsex with buzz lightyear in a van. lmao XD i partied hard with andy samberg after we watched inception together. FUCK YEAH! hehehe

crustydollparts:

idgivemyhearttoyou:

-slowdownbabyy:

invaluablecompanion:

1291:

I made out with Tom Felton because he paid me to.

omg Norris you were right I am a whore T-T

I raped Justin Bieber for shits and giggles.

I partied hard with The Situation on the bathroom floor.

I partied hard with Squidward Tenticles in a walmart parking lot.

I had buttsex with buzz lightyear in a van. lmao XD

i partied hard with andy samberg after we watched inception together. FUCK YEAH! hehehe

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  1. maternalheathen reblogged this from a-phoenixs-feather and added:
    I do-si-do’d with Squidward Tenticles after I got high.
  2. lifeisntthathard reblogged this from greciagnz and added:
    I raped Rupert Grint wich led to having a baby. Heavy.. O.o hahahahaha
  3. greciagnz reblogged this from letsdrinkcoffee
  4. thunderbabe reblogged this from iwkaa and added:
    the situation after i got drunk. xD
  5. thisishorsehit reblogged this from mothsinmystomach and added:
    I PARTIED HARD WITH TOM FELTON ON MY BIRTHDAY. best fucking thing ever.
  6. xx--foreveryoung reblogged this from honestlovee and added:
    I had unprotected sex with justin bieber in a hotel *handoverface*
  7. invisiblechilddd reblogged this from honestlovee and added:
    I partied hard with the situation on my birthday ♥
  8. asyamonet reblogged this from honestlovee and added:
    I partied hard with Justin Bieber , just for shits and giggles:p
  9. honestlovee reblogged this from loveelikehoneyy and added:
    I bitchslapped Justin Bieber in my parents room.
  10. loudmouthbree reblogged this from loveelikehoneyy
  11. loveelikehoneyy reblogged this from gonefashion and added:
    i disco danced with Chuck Norris and i liked it
  12. gonefashion reblogged this from mothsinmystomach and added:
    hugged Tom Felton...no reason. I really like this one.
  13. mothsinmystomach reblogged this from feliciamercury and added:
    couch from buzz lightyear for shits and giggles
  14. xo-lyssa reblogged this from midgitslavechild and added:
    I partied hard with Chuck Norris for shits and giggles.
  15. midgitslavechild reblogged this from homosaurus-rex and added:
    -I stole a couch from Andy Samberg after we watched Inception together.
  16. bluemute reblogged this from darrenpotter and added:
    I raped Tom Felton after we watched Inception together. …sounds pretty right to me
  17. j-braedt reblogged this from bandgeekk and added:
    mine was I had sex with Mark Zuckerberg in my parents bedroom. (; -Jordan.
  18. bandgeekk reblogged this from nkeo1203
  19. fuckyouandyourmixedsignals reblogged this from breakingpulse and added:
    I raped Nick Jonas after I got high..(:
  20. please-dont-take-my-food reblogged this from nkeo1203 and added:
    “I had unprotected sex with Antoine Dodson in a walmart parking lot.” ……..the epitome of ‘ghetto’.
  21. willyincooter reblogged this from nkeo1203 and added:
    I had buttsex and partied hard with Justin bieber on my birthday. LOL
  22. nkeo1203 reblogged this from feliciamercury and added:
    I had sex with Tom Felton for no reason…umm…..I think he is bomb and all but….NO SECKS BEFORE MARRIAGE! :D
  23. soawesomelycool reblogged this from feliciamercury
  24. leviosaaa reblogged this from missdropdeadbeautiful
  25. alightinthenightmare reblogged this from thefuckedupsideofpeople and added:
    I had unprotected sex with buzz lightyear for shits and giggles.
  26. yourmymcdo reblogged this from churchofhotaddictions
  27. churchofhotaddictions reblogged this from ifuckedyourbitch and added:
    I partied hard with Chuck Norris because he made me mad.. ?
  28. secrets-500faces reblogged this from destinnmariahh and added:
    I made out with Antoine Datson for shits & giggles XD
  29. lilpal reblogged this from missdropdeadbeautiful
  30. andalwaysandforever reblogged this from sir-emilypimpsalot and added:
    raped Chuck Norris on the bathroom floor. Holy fuck.
  31. thegoldenwizard reblogged this from feliciamercury
  32. anijteva reblogged this from emdvdvoh
  33. cum-0n-in reblogged this from feliciamercury and added:
    I had sex with Chuck Norris after I got high!
  34. timetocomeundone reblogged this from artemispotter and added:
    I Tango’d with Buzz Lightyear after we watched Inception together. Sounds wierd xD
  35. perfectday97 reblogged this from hayakawaworld and added:
    /\ why i’m not surprized ? the friends i have
  36. hayakawaworld reblogged this from perfectday97 and added:
    I had sex with Chuck Norris in a Mcdonald’s bathroom
  37. oreocookiiie reblogged this from bob-swagget and added:
    i had buttsex with christian bale for shits and giggles
  38. i-might-be-a-clutz reblogged this from itsrainingcatsandnoodles and added:
    after we watched inception together
  39. accio-frappuccino reblogged this from certifieddimepiece and added:
    Andy Samberg after we watched Inception together.